Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
Office Jokes
Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory? He took a couple of days off.
Relationship Jokes
Family Joke
Why did the family bring a ladder to dinner? Because they heard the meal was on the house.
Relationship Jokes
The Morning Routine Wife
“You never tell me I’m beautiful anymore.”Husband: “I told you on our wedding day and said I’d let you know if anything changed.”Husband is now accepting mail at an undisclosed location. 💌😂
Relationship Jokes
The Diet Support Wife
“I’m going on a diet. Will you support me?”Husband: “Absolutely! 100%!”Wife: “So you’ll stop bringing home cake?”Husband: “Let’s not go crazy.” 🎂😂
Relationship Jokes
The Couples Therapy Therapist
“Tell me what you love most about each other.”Wife: “He makes me laugh.”Therapist: “And you?”Husband: “She makes me nervous… is that the same thing?” 😰😂
Relationship Jokes
The Memory Test Wife
“Do you remember what today is?”Husband: “Of course I do!”Wife: “What is it?”Husband: “It’s the day I prove I remembered.”Wife: “You have no idea, do you?”Husband: “…Happy Tuesday?” 📅😂
Relationship Jokes
The Shopping Trip Husband
“You’ve been shopping for 5 hours. Did you find anything?”Wife: “No.”Husband: “So what did you do for 5 hours?”Wife: “I found everything I didn’t want.” 🛍️😂