The Morning Routine Wife

“You never tell me I’m beautiful anymore.”Husband: “I told you on our wedding day and said I’d let you know if anything changed.”Husband is now accepting mail at an undisclosed location. 💌😂

Relationship Jokes

The Diet Support Wife

“I’m going on a diet. Will you support me?”Husband: “Absolutely! 100%!”Wife: “So you’ll stop bringing home cake?”Husband: “Let’s not go crazy.” 🎂😂

Relationship Jokes

The Couples Therapy Therapist

“Tell me what you love most about each other.”Wife: “He makes me laugh.”Therapist: “And you?”Husband: “She makes me nervous… is that the same thing?” 😰😂

Relationship Jokes

The Memory Test Wife

“Do you remember what today is?”Husband: “Of course I do!”Wife: “What is it?”Husband: “It’s the day I prove I remembered.”Wife: “You have no idea, do you?”Husband: “…Happy Tuesday?” 📅😂

Relationship Jokes

The Shopping Trip Husband

“You’ve been shopping for 5 hours. Did you find anything?”Wife: “No.”Husband: “So what did you do for 5 hours?”Wife: “I found everything I didn’t want.” 🛍️😂

Office Jokes

The Appraisal Boss

“Where do you see yourself in 5 years?”Employee: “Honestly? In your chair.”Boss: “And where do you see ME in 5 years?”Employee: “Honestly? I hadn’t thought that far.” 🪑😂

Office Jokes

The Team Lunch Boss

“Lunch is on me today! Order whatever you want!”Employee: “Really?! Can I get the lobster?”Boss: “Within reason.”Employee: “Can I get the sandwich?”Boss: “That’s more like it.” 🥪😂

Office Jokes

The New Hire New employee

“What time do people usually leave here?”Veteran employee: “Depends.”New employee: “On what?”Veteran employee: “On whether the boss is watching the door or not.” 👀😂

Office Jokes

“Why are you leaving the company?”Employee: “The pay is terrible, the hours are awful, and my boss is unbearable.”HR: “Would you be willing to stay if we fixed one of those?”Employee: “Which one?”HR: “The parking spot.” 🚗😂