Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iva. Iva who? Iva sore hand from knocking! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for dinner! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you doing? Just open the door!

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, that’s why I knocked! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help getting the door open! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anybody want to let

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, a cow says moo!

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Aw, don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

Knock Knock Jokes

The Dramatic One

🚪 Knock Knock! “Who’s there?” “A broken pencil.” “A broken pencil who?” “Never mind… it’s POINTLESS.” ✏️💔😂

Knock Knock Jokes

The Forgetful One

🚪 Knock Knock! “Who’s there?” “Déjà.” “Déjà who?” 🚪 Knock Knock! “Who’s there?” “Déjà.” “Déjà who?” 🚪 Knock Knock! “Who’s there?” “Déjà.” “STOP IT!!” 😤😂

Knock Knock Jokes

The Ambitious One

🚪 Knock Knock! “Who’s there?” “Interrupting surgeon.” “Interrupting surge—” “YOUR APPENDIX NEEDS TO COME OUT RIGHT NOW!” 🏥😂

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