Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Nobel.

Nobel who?

No bell, that’s why I knocked!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Wooden shoe.

Wooden shoe who?

Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Needle.

Needle who?

Needle little help getting the door open!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dozen.

Dozen who?

Dozen anybody want to let me in?