Science Jokes

A student asks his physics professor, “Sir, why does an apple fall down and not up?”Professor: “Gravity.”Student: “But what if I throw it up?”Professor: “Then gravity is just being patient.”

A scientist tells his colleague, “I just discovered how to clone myself!”Colleague: “Wow, that’s amazing! How do you feel?”Scientist: “Personally? I’m beside myself.”

A physicist walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza.The chef asks, “Should I cut it into 6 or 8 slices?”The physicist says, “Better make it 6. I don’t think I can eat 8.”His colleague whispered, “The volume is the same either way.”The physicist said, “I know… but psychologically, 6 feels more manageable.”

A biology student broke up with her boyfriend.He said, “Why are you leaving me?”She said, “There’s just no chemistry between us.”He said, “But I thought we had a bond!”She said, “Sorry… it was just a phase transition.”

A chemistry teacher asks, “Can anyone tell me what H₂O is?”A student raises his hand: “Water!”Teacher: “Correct! Now, what is H₂O₄?”Student: “Drinking?”Teacher: “…”Student: “I failed chemistry, didn’t I?”