Why did the fungus leave the party? There wasn’t mushroom to dance. What do you call a nervous javelin thrower who studies physics? Shaky, but he’s got potential energy. Why did the moon burp? Because it was full. What did the proton say to keep the electron around? “I really need you. Without you I’d […]
Why did the astronomer break his telescope? He wanted to see the stars up close. What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one-molar solution. Why are atoms so hard to catch? They’re always moving too fast to pin down. What did the astronaut use to keep his lunch cold? A
Why can’t you trust the laws of gravity? They’re always bringing you down. What do you call an acid with an attitude? A-mean-o acid. Why did the bacteria fail the exam? Because its grades were below culture level. What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of helium? HeHe.
A student asks his physics professor, “Sir, why does an apple fall down and not up?”Professor: “Gravity.”Student: “But what if I throw it up?”Professor: “Then gravity is just being patient.”
A scientist tells his colleague, “I just discovered how to clone myself!”Colleague: “Wow, that’s amazing! How do you feel?”Scientist: “Personally? I’m beside myself.”
