The Zoom Freeze Boss
“Can everyone see my screen?”Employee: “Yes.”Employee 2: “Yes.”Employee 3: “You’ve been sharing your screensaver for 20 minutes.”Boss: “That explains why no one looked confused.” 💻😂
Office Jokes
Knock Knock Jokes
The Dramatic One
🚪 Knock Knock! “Who’s there?” “A broken pencil.” “A broken pencil who?” “Never mind… it’s POINTLESS.” ✏️💔😂
Knock Knock Jokes
The Forgetful One
🚪 Knock Knock! “Who’s there?” “Déjà.” “Déjà who?” 🚪 Knock Knock! “Who’s there?” “Déjà.” “Déjà who?” 🚪 Knock Knock! “Who’s there?” “Déjà.” “STOP IT!!” 😤😂
Knock Knock Jokes
The Ambitious One
🚪 Knock Knock! “Who’s there?” “Interrupting surgeon.” “Interrupting surge—” “YOUR APPENDIX NEEDS TO COME OUT RIGHT NOW!” 🏥😂
Science Jokes
The Newton Moment
A student asks his physics professor, “Sir, why does an apple fall down and not up?”Professor: “Gravity.”Student: “But what if I throw it up?”Professor: “Then gravity is just being patient.”
Science Jokes
The Lab Accident
A scientist tells his colleague, “I just discovered how to clone myself!”Colleague: “Wow, that’s amazing! How do you feel?”Scientist: “Personally? I’m beside myself.”
Science Jokes
The Physicist’s Diet
A physicist walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza.The chef asks, “Should I cut it into 6 or 8 slices?”The physicist says, “Better make it 6. I don’t think I can eat 8.”His colleague whispered, “The volume is the same either way.”The physicist said, “I know… but psychologically, 6 feels more manageable.”
Science Jokes
The Biology Breakup
A biology student broke up with her boyfriend.He said, “Why are you leaving me?”She said, “There’s just no chemistry between us.”He said, “But I thought we had a bond!”She said, “Sorry… it was just a phase transition.”
Science Jokes
The Chemistry Teacher
A chemistry teacher asks, “Can anyone tell me what H₂O is?”A student raises his hand: “Water!”Teacher: “Correct! Now, what is H₂O₄?”Student: “Drinking?”Teacher: “…”Student: “I failed chemistry, didn’t I?”