The New Hire New employee
“What time do people usually leave here?”Veteran employee: “Depends.”New employee: “On what?”Veteran employee: “On whether the boss is watching the door or not.” 👀😂
Office Jokes
Office Jokes
The Exit Interview HR
“Why are you leaving the company?”Employee: “The pay is terrible, the hours are awful, and my boss is unbearable.”HR: “Would you be willing to stay if we fixed one of those?”Employee: “Which one?”HR: “The parking spot.” 🚗😂
Office Jokes
The Zoom Freeze Boss
“Can everyone see my screen?”Employee: “Yes.”Employee 2: “Yes.”Employee 3: “You’ve been sharing your screensaver for 20 minutes.”Boss: “That explains why no one looked confused.” 💻😂
Knock Knock Jokes
The Dramatic One
🚪 Knock Knock! “Who’s there?” “A broken pencil.” “A broken pencil who?” “Never mind… it’s POINTLESS.” ✏️💔😂
Knock Knock Jokes
The Forgetful One
🚪 Knock Knock! “Who’s there?” “Déjà.” “Déjà who?” 🚪 Knock Knock! “Who’s there?” “Déjà.” “Déjà who?” 🚪 Knock Knock! “Who’s there?” “Déjà.” “STOP IT!!” 😤😂
Knock Knock Jokes
The Ambitious One
🚪 Knock Knock! “Who’s there?” “Interrupting surgeon.” “Interrupting surge—” “YOUR APPENDIX NEEDS TO COME OUT RIGHT NOW!” 🏥😂
Science Jokes
The Newton Moment
A student asks his physics professor, “Sir, why does an apple fall down and not up?”Professor: “Gravity.”Student: “But what if I throw it up?”Professor: “Then gravity is just being patient.”
Science Jokes
The Lab Accident
A scientist tells his colleague, “I just discovered how to clone myself!”Colleague: “Wow, that’s amazing! How do you feel?”Scientist: “Personally? I’m beside myself.”
Science Jokes
The Physicist’s Diet
A physicist walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza.The chef asks, “Should I cut it into 6 or 8 slices?”The physicist says, “Better make it 6. I don’t think I can eat 8.”His colleague whispered, “The volume is the same either way.”The physicist said, “I know… but psychologically, 6 feels more manageable.”