Knock, knock.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who’s there?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Alpaca.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Alpaca who?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Knock, knock.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who’s there?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Iva.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Iva who?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Iva sore hand from knocking!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Knock, knock.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who’s there?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Justin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Justin who?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Justin time for dinner!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Knock, knock.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who’s there?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Water.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Water who?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Water you doing? Just open the door!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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