Why did the fungus leave the party?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
There wasn’t mushroom to dance.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What do you call a nervous javelin thrower who studies physics?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Shaky, but he’s got potential energy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why did the moon burp?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because it was full.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What did the proton say to keep the electron around?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I really need you. Without you I’d just be a neutron.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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