My wife and I were happy for twenty years.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then we met.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I asked my wife why she never blinks during arguments.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She said she can’t afford to miss a single thing I say wrong.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We went for coffee. Nice guy. Wants to be a web designer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
My wife says I only have two faults.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I don’t listen, and something else.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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