Knock, knock.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who’s there?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nobel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nobel who?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No bell, that’s why I knocked!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Knock, knock.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who’s there?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Wooden shoe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Wooden shoe who?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Knock, knock.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who’s there?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Needle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Needle who?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Needle little help getting the door open!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Knock, knock.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who’s there?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dozen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dozen who?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dozen anybody want to let me in?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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